Timp. I really wanted to have you come back and spend more time with us.
I shouldn't tell you how pleased I am to have you visiting on my blog again, but I don't do the
NON-GUSH stuff too well, do I?
No need to
worry. It's my pleasure,
Kat. Mari likes me to keep
my paw on the
pulse point of all this, and naturally I cannot help but agree with her choice of representation.
(Timp's beautiful pink tinged chest swells up most impressively, and her eyes take on a
When you visited last time, you told us a lot about your relationship with Mari, but little about you and your previous lives. Would you think me rude if I asked you which of your
nine lives you are currently living?
Hmmm. That's a really good question. Normally we cats don't bother with
linear time. For us time is marked by
naps...what happens in between, naps. We're really good at perfecting the art of
napping, so anything else in our lives falls into line behind that, but we DO have a way of
deciphering which life we are on.
Timp extends the long graceful length of her right paw, lifting it high enough for my eyes to see.
See my long toes...yes the one's that are pink? And the one on the non-pinked front paw? That tells us all I am on my
third life now. Most humans don't realize our toes are the equivalent of
tree rings. Which by the way means those of you that declaw us, are stealing our calendars.
I personally am on my third life, which I suppose makes me a
baby, or would had my original life not been lived at the very paws of my
Egyptian Mother, Bast.
Bast? You're a descendant of the
Egyptian Cat Goddess?
You don't need to say that like I'm claiming celebrity status I am not entitled to. I don't do
Paris nor will I serenade at
any Hiltons, so I keep my star-power below the rim, so to speak...
Many of today's
kitties were first formed during the reign of our
Goddess so we're ALL celebrities.
You must have witnessed some pretty incredible things back then. What was the most exciting thing about being an Egyptian kitty?
Riding shotgun on chariots! The feel of the wind in our fur...nothing finer...well except for Mari's overall body rubs, but we're not talking about today. I did have to hold on
pretty tightly though. When the pharaoh came to a ripping stop an unprepared kitty
could go sailing way into the desert screeching all the way.
The deserts...not pleasant places for
kitties to land unprotected. Sand fleas, you know...nasty little creatures!
We're not allowed to remember everything, though. It's kind of like you humans. Do you remember details from YOUR past lives? Admittedly I do retain MORE than humans, but I am a most
superior kitty. Meow!
Throughout our lifetimes we are spiritual
tranquilizers. Our purrs and meows bring joy and comfort to your humans in ways
lorazepam just cannot duplicate. Calming
pharaohs in one life is no different than me
calming Mari in this life.
Cat's can also be arrogant, right? Unlike dogs you don't come when called.
If we did come when you all call us, wouldn't that make us little more than
mini-robots trained by our human pets? "Here Rover!
Roll over! Shake Paws, Rover.
We have far more important roles to play. We're highly developed conduits between spirit and flesh.
You claim cats are wiser than humans. Give us an example.
Humans worked very hard to become upright, lose their body fur just so they could pay a fortune to wear the fur of other creatures. We, on the other hand, are quite proud of the skin we're in and have no desire to shed our
luxuriance for some misguided concept of esthetics's.
We are perfect just the way we are. Humans are never content with their own skin. Look at how many rush to get
There are some who might think my three pink toes are signs of imperfection, or the coloring
of my nose that makes me look like I have a permanently skinned nose is off, but they are just further examples of my unique
If you had one piece of advice to give to humans, what would it be?
You have a saying
"An Apple a Day Keeps The Doctor Away". I say, a good deep
body rub every four hours keeps ALL maladies away. You can't be sick when your
Fantastic advice Timp and I am sure my readers will be in agreement.
Thank you for stopping by again. I hope you know you're welcome here anytime.
It's been a pleasure and I am sure Mari will send me your way again
soon. (I think she wants the cabin to herself for a bit,
can you imagine? Of course the body rub I'll get when I go back will make this excursion outside the mountain well worth it.)
launched herself from the building...
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