I'd like to take a moment and introduce myself. I am Kat Holmes, Hostess of
Kat's Writing Pen radio show on the BTR network.
Tonight I am interviewing a very special guest from the newly released (August 12th), and soon to be a Classic by L.J. Holmes,
THIS TIME FOREVER, the very popular and more often than not DISDAINED covering of the male
Centurion Marcus Andronius.
Because of a MODULATION issue, my guest chose this method to meet and greet his many fans instead of trying to
wave at you over the radio.
Let me welcome the unquestioned star of the THIS TIME FOREVER cover, done by the extremely talented and provocative
Muse It Up Publishing, Inc. head Cover Art Goddess,
Delilah K. Stephans, Terrance Kloth.
Mr. Kloth...
Call me Terry.
Like Terry Kloth?
(with a devilish wink) Exactly!
Of course, Terry. Tell us, Terry, after all these
months of feeling the
disdain of viewers over your cover, how has it been since
Friday when you literally dropped your
guard?
Well, it's a
relief actually. All this time you all thought Marcus, the man behind me, was the true star of THIS TIME FOREVER, but the truth is my sheer
elegance,
intricate weave, and may I be so bold as to say,
absorbency, has been grossly
overlooked!
I'm not sure I understand what you mean, Terry.
(scowling) Of course not. You look at me draped over Marcus'...uhm...
treasury and cannot see my own
golden features. It's kind of like those
club chairs in front of Marcus'
powerful bulges on the cover. Until you're told they're there do you notice them? NO! All you see are Marcus' rippling muscles, and his near state of all-togetherness. Never mind that I have
golden threads...no, not threads of what you would think comprise my elegance...MY threads are of genuine
spun gold woven throughout the total me, making me worth far more both on and off Marcus. HE is JUST a Centurion!
I see you're skeptical. Well perhaps I should share my true lineage. My dad was a rich
gold vein and mother, she was as prime a specimen of a
spinning wheel as you are ever likely to come across. Together they made magic...Me!
You're not joking are you?
Hardly. You won't find another specimen like me anywhere in all the worlds of the
Universe!
How did you end up...uh
draped over Marcus Andronius' lower portions?
(shrugging his glittery weave) He's
Roman! They stole everything not nailed down and burned those things that were.
(Shuddering expressively) I suppose I should be glad I fit into the former category. At least I was allowed to continue on. There was this really cute
root cellar...Sad really,
so very sad seeing her brackets light up the sky after the Romans
torched her.
So you don't like Marcus Andronius?
He was okay. Actually I really like
Ariana. I'm a GUY cloth and no, I don't wrap both ways. Oh that sounded bad didn't it?
Marcus was an okay enough chap, but Ariana? Ohhhh Lordy the
hands on that woman got my
fibers standing
at attention every time! Luckily I got to
wrap myself around her body often enough to tolerate Marcus. Mmmm I can still almost feel
her scent sinking into my weave.
How did you manage to evade Marcus and Ariana's fate?
(Terry gave a scant look over his shoulder as if checking for spies.) There's more to me than meets the
eye. Let's just say
my particular weave wound up in things history calls
Magic
Carpets. We all have our talents.
Then you didn't have to
with Marcus after you were
stolen?
I was
asleep when I was stolen. When I woke up the first thing I saw was
Ariana. What towel in control of his faculties would leave that?
But it is Marcus you are almost covering on the THIS TIME FOREVER cover.
Yeah.
(snorting) Even a towel's life isn't always fair.
So what's next for Terry Kloth?
Well I heard through the
Muse
grapevine there this
Native American goddess,
Kira Firebird coming through soon. I might just stick around and see if her
guardian some ridiculously inept wolf-dog called
Boomerang is worthy of the position. Who knows I might just decide to hang around
anyway and see where she takes me.
Then we will keep our eye out for a
return
from one Terry Kloth in the not too
distant future. I hope you'll
and tell us about Boomerang and Kira if you do stick around.
(graciously)
I'd like to
Terry Kloth for joining me today. The cover of his book
THIS TIME FOREVER can be found over at
Muse It Up Publishing Inc.'s bookstore where for a small price, $2.50 you can find out what happens when Terry Kloth lets his guard down and Marcus Andronius is exposed for all to enjoy.
This is Kat Holmes and my Head Mistress Mama Bear signing off. Be sure to come on over to my
BTR show on
for the weekly
FIRESIDE CHAT
with THIS TIME FOREVER author
L.J. Holmes and well me, Kat Holmes.
3 comments:
If the towel ever needs a day off...
I'd be happy to hold the towel, just let me know! Jan
Can I be first in line to grab the falling towel???
Nice trailer ladies.
Kat, hope you're better soon. Lin, hugs.
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